I found this and just had to share. If Abbott and Costello were Shakespearean actors, this is what it would sound like.
And because I am currently reading King Lear and watching Slings & Arrows season 3:
"When all has been said and all have been slain
It’s good to take a walk in the rain
For several hours
Helps to have a howl in the rain
Without your clothes on
Nice to take a walk in the rain"
